“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”
you joke but im ready to cut a bitch (and impromptu arts and crafts!)
You gotta bring your pissing knife
Nathaniel you are the light of my life but please for the love of god get a better bathroom weapon that thing’s nasty
my even secret-er weapon: TETANUS
No!!!!!
Play the long game Nathaniel!
Some republican fear-mongering article is gonna use this post as evidence that transgender people wanna sneak into bathrooms and give everbody tetanus, and now they’re gonna have the upper hand!! How am I gonna [REDACTED TO AVOID EVIDENCE OF PREMEDITATION] Mike Pence if he knows what to expect?
Throw a money clip in his face. Now you have the element of surprise.
thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
millennials are killing the hating your wife industry
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